All the people in Hollywood are so goddamn gorgeous, man. And I think I know why that is. It's because, back when they started making movies in Hollywood, all the beautiful people went out there to try to get into the movies, and not all of them could get into the movies. Some got regular jobs, but they met up with the people who were in the movies, they got together, and they had these beautiful babies. And then those beautiful babies met up with other beautiful babies, and had even more beautiful babies...and the exact opposite is happening right now in Kansas.
Ron White