What is another word for teleportitis?
Pronunciation: [tˌɛlɪpɔːtˈa͡ɪtɪs] (IPA) 
"Teleportitis" is a word that refers to the imaginary ability to instantly transport oneself from one location to another. It is not a real medical condition as such, but it has inspired people to come up with creative and quirky ideas for synonyms. Some of the amusing alternatives for "teleportitis" include "popcorn syndrome," "quantum jumping," "trans-dimensional shuffling," "tele-jumping," "spatial zapping," "tele-blinking," "axon sailing," "magic hopping," and "transcendental cruising." Even though these terms may be imaginary or whimsical, they can evoke a sense of wonder and imagination about the possibility of instantaneous travel and exploration.
