The worst kind of non-smoker is the one when you're smoking and they just walk up to you I always say 'shit, you're lucky you don't smoke. That's a hell of a cough you got there. I smoke all day and don't cough like that. Maybe you were conceived with a weak sperm or somethin'. Maybe your dad was jackin' off and your mom sat on it at the last second.' Did I overreact? I don't think I did. I think that's kind of cruel, I'm smoking and you come up coughing at me, Jesus. Do you go up to crippled people and start dancing too, you fuck? Hey Mr. Wheelchair, what's your problem?? C'mon iron-side, race ya. Fuckin' sadists. I mean the nerve!
Bill Hicks
